does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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