yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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