Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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