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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:28pm

    Would it be too much if I asked you to kill yourself?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:17pm

    This is EPICALLY PATHETIC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    How can u not hold ur piss for an hour and a half?

  • 99 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:01pm

    i don't know you...but i hate you.

  • 95 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:12pm

    Kill yourself and all of your friends. Now.

  • 91 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:55pm

    So, this one time, I wore a diaper. Then I turned 3 and I was trained to use the potty. -White Guy

  • 87 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:09pm

    Al Qaeda catches word of the mass of people at New Moon openings. No one does anything to stop them, in fact we gave them the intel. The world is a better place.

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:56pm

    Wow. Ummmm, yes. Lol

  • 88 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm

    This is all that's wrong with the world.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:17pm

    It would be too much to go see New Moon

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:54am

    You can't hold it that long??

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:09pm

    You need to see your MD sounds like you have a bladder issue.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:11pm

    our society is fucked. as if the obsession isn't disgusting enough...... like how old is this person ? haha

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:05pm

    You should pick up a life on your way home

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    Ur a loser just for going to see new moon.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:08pm

    Before you go do me a favor and grab the nearest bottle of flavored bleach and have a few glugs that will make your twilight experince that much better you fucking dunce

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:54pm

    I really hope you are under the age of like 12

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:49am

    that's it. because of this post I am going to move out of this area code.

  • 78 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:42pm

    One of my facebook friends wrote a status update on New Moon and I defriended her...

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:55pm

    that sounds like a good idea... heillll yeah

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:03pm

    u got this idea from grey's...... it was acceptable in that conext, but not in this

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:47am

    I agree with everyone calling you a bitch

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:10pm

    I may actually hate this person...

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:48am

    Grow up. You're immature as all hell and on top of that you're not the slightest bit funny.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:44pm

    Oh Lord. The Twilight epidemic will never end, will it?

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:01pm

    Most people can sit thru a movie without having to get up...

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:35pm

    fuck twilight!! and robert pattenson is uglyyy n he looks like he needs a showerrr

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:31pm

    I'm so sick of Twitards.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:16pm

    seriously, do the world a favor and just off yourself

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:51pm

    Okay wearing a diaper to avoid missing something is only acceptable on grey's anatomy...u know...where it's not real...

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:21pm

    Sounds like that one fml

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:54pm

    Hahahaha I'm pretty sure I said the same thing.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:57am

    If you can't hold it that long instead of spending money on a movie you should be using it for copayment at the doctors because you have bladder problems

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:52pm

    God...I read two pages in one of the books and I cudnt stand anymore. Harry potter is so much better...the guy who said the difference between Rowling and meyer is that meyer can't write worth a damn...you stole that from Stephen king

  • 47 44
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 6, 10 at 6:16pm

    Twilight SUCKS!!!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:32pm

    im ashamed to say that i'm from their town.....

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:37pm

    i totally should have thought of that

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:11pm

    GET A FUCKING LIFE CUNT!

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:02pm

    uh yes. yes it would.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:18pm

    WORST NIGHT EVER. or pretty close.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:42pm

    Fucking stupid ass. Twightlight sucks.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:16pm

    You need to get a life and A MAN!!

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:33pm

    That's gross as hell. Sorry people but I'm excited too! I'm seeing it at 7:30 tomorrow night:) I know people who are seeing it at midnight. They're going to be tired tomorrow..geez. Not worth my sleep.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by sari0x on Apr 21, 10 at 1:43pm

    yes. absolutely. way. too. much.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:33pm

    It is 130 minutes long. I say go for it if you really think you can't hold your piss for that long. I won't judge.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by RockPunk249 on Jan 19, 11 at 9:05pm

    Holy damn... Pathetic

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:41am

    best hing i've ever heard..... everyone else kill yourselves

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:03pm

    Pro Tip: Vampires are not real. And if they were, they certainly would not sparkle

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:12pm

    I weep for humanity..

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    I guess people don't relize that new moon is 2 hrs and 10 mins long. Can't wait to see it myself!' :)

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 12:48am

    Dont get it

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:25pm

    wow some people just dont get the humor in this. new moon was amazing and ill be a twitard ..thats fine with me

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:58pm

    Why is this even on this site? This 'text' doesn't fit into the contexts of any related site, like FML or MLIA. Just don't discuss it, problem over. =D

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:39am

    ok so you are absa frikin dikulous !!! i am a dude who red all four books and has seen both movies so dont judge me or twilight bash...team edward by the way...but effin seriouslyyyyyyy depends the movies arent even that damn good like ur sad if your that obsessed

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:39pm

    Haha. The OP is clearly fat ugly and single. Nobody wants her and Edward dosen't exist. I hate Twilight and it's fanbase. What a bunch of idiots.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:30am

    OP.... please shoot yourself in the face

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:34pm

    Wow, I love you. Just don't sit next to me.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by pillow_pants on Oct 25, 10 at 7:51am

    I hope you die

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:01am

    You are the definition of pathetic.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:48pm

    Yes. Yes it would. Oh and I concur on 3:52, would be way more awesome with a hot werewolf sex scene. Maybe a werewolf-vampire-human threesome...

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:33pm

    You are pure brilliance!!!!

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:52pm

    Twilight would be more redeeming if there were at least one hot sex scene to go with all the bullshit, but of course, it's L-shaped covers....fuck that and fuck you.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:52am

    Omg you are amazing, hilarious, and genius! I love how everyone is calling you a bitch like killed their mom. Ur my hero, and I'm obviously the only opinion that really matters ;)

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:08pm

    Not only are you a loser for seeing twilight but wearing diapers to twlight you seriously need to die

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:54pm

    Well / say FUCK all of you who can't grow up and accept that people actually like something other than sex, drugs, and alcohol. Get the fuck over it. It's a shame, I normally wouldn't be talking like this, but I've got to use your lingo just so you might consider what I'm saying.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:51pm

    Haha I considered it:P

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:27am

    Jhahahaha lovee

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:31pm

    Yes because you're missing out on everything from the book anyway.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:27pm

    you are amazing. marry me? :D

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:56pm

    Oops, meant diff between Rowling and Meyer is that Meyer can't write worth a damn.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:24pm

    Yes.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:54pm

    No, you're hardcore.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:45pm

    um. wow. or you could just not drink a lot of sugar or have a normal bladder like normal ppl.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by AlphaWolf on Jun 30, 11 at 11:12pm

    How in the FUCK does twilight end up here? People (like my ex) who fantasize about the characters, or fight over who's side is better should just jump off a fucking bridge, it may make the country's iq rise a few points if you do...

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Farore on Jun 24, 10 at 12:01am

    GET LAID BITCH!!!

  • 32 47
    Submitted by xPvTxSkItTlEs on Oct 2, 11 at 6:33pm

    Never fucking breed

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Farore on Jun 23, 10 at 11:59pm

    The whole damned saga SUCKS!!! It just gets worse as you go on.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:46pm

    Get a fuckin life u stupid bitch

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:20pm

    classy hamilton! haha

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:05am

    wow...people are MEAN!! its just a movie, who cares if people like it? what does it matter to you?

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:52pm

    Depends? ...diapers?

  • 32 58
    Submitted by ryecraze on Mar 29, 10 at 1:29am

    Kill yourself.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Kamiellesham on Feb 29, 12 at 2:01am

    This should not be on TFLN. Disgraceful

  • 22 39
    Submitted by NikkiGray_2 on Jan 2, 12 at 9:54pm

    Haha shiiiiiiiit

  • 27 50
    Submitted by elpoww on Sep 16, 11 at 7:27pm

    Yes. Pathetic.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:18am

    i think this is hilarious so all of you other assholes can stfu :)

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:10pm

    No...that's a great idea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:15pm

    Holy shit!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:49pm

    That's like astronaut crazy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:00pm

    twilights lame as fuck!

  • 44 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:55pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever