we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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