birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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