you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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