just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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