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  • 40 20
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 12, 12 at 1:07pm
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    They rinsed you off when they were done.

  • 34 13
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 12, 12 at 12:21pm
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    I see you were visited by R. Kelly.

  • 35 21
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 12, 12 at 12:09pm
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    It wasn't water.

  • 32 20
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 12, 12 at 6:33pm
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    Covered in water? Who the fuck says that? I believe the word you're looking for is wet. You woke up wet and naked. Coincidentally, my two favorite words.

  • 28 18
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 12, 12 at 12:42pm
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    If it was water it would've dried while you were asleep,

  • 15 20
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 12, 12 at 3:01pm
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    Maybe sweat? Probably a bit more logical.

  • 14 20
    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 13, 12 at 2:25am
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    Nobody can explain it? Really? Nobody thought "Maybe she took a shower"?

  • 12 20
    Submitted by thirrteen on Nov 13, 12 at 4:15am
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    I'd say you got peed on.

  • 12 22
    Submitted by Dragonfire on Nov 13, 12 at 4:29am
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    "You can't explain that"