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  • 74 35
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 12, 12 at 12:21pm

    I see you were visited by R. Kelly.

  • 72 38
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 12, 12 at 1:07pm

    They rinsed you off when they were done.

  • 69 36
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 12, 12 at 12:09pm

    It wasn't water.

  • 64 37
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 12, 12 at 6:33pm

    Covered in water? Who the fuck says that? I believe the word you're looking for is wet. You woke up wet and naked. Coincidentally, my two favorite words.

  • 61 37
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 12, 12 at 12:42pm

    If it was water it would've dried while you were asleep,

  • 49 36
    Submitted by thirrteen on Nov 13, 12 at 4:15am

    I'd say you got peed on.

  • 50 38
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 12, 12 at 3:01pm

    Maybe sweat? Probably a bit more logical.

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Dragonfire on Nov 13, 12 at 4:29am

    "You can't explain that"

  • 44 44
    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 13, 12 at 2:25am

    Nobody can explain it? Really? Nobody thought "Maybe she took a shower"?