oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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