I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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