At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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