Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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