i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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