mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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