Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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