I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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