we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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