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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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