Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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