My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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