she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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