Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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