whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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