So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize