I'm British and I have to say that the other British girl is probably fat herself, Brits are fat too (thank you america.. i blame you and your mcdonalds!!) Only problem with fat brits is that they dont realise they're fat so they still wear "skinny" clothes.. hahahahahahahaha
Those who agreed that bartenders should be fat just want ass. Those who said it doesn't matter as long as the drinks are strong just want to get drunk. Perspective!
1:07pm
We're talking about bartenders not every job in society and how they shouldn't be fat. And yes, fat is unattractive and you know it. You must be fat based on your outrage. Please don't bartend ever.
let's be honest. we all suck in our own way. fat girls shouldn't bar-tend because then guys will buy less drinks. but shitttt, if it was like 60 years ago the fatties would be the ones on top!
10:16 you're an idiot!! 10:12, just because you're probably fat as well and you had that situation happen to you does not mean that I'm currentl living your tragedies!! LoL
2:54, you're such an asshole.This is 2:49, I didn't think that at all you jerk. And why does her not wanting a boyfriend suddenly qualify her as a slut?
So, basically if a person doesn't fit into a stereotype of what self-righteous douchebags consider to be attractive, they have nothing whatsoever to offer to society? I fucking hate people.
Yeah and since americans are so big and its so accepted, that's why everyone is having heart attacks so young and going on disability young cuz their asses are so huge their legs can't support them. Being fat doesn't just affect how you look, but your health too. And if ppl can bad mouth smokers and druggies because what they're doing is harmful, I should be allowed to bash fatties. Just saying.
Cuz he's a guy that can't get any. Or a chick that can't. EIther way, jealousy is involved. And please take the stick out your ass 254. Love 251's bff who also would bang a guy with an accent. <3
I'm fat, I'm alright with it, I don't give a shit about you judgmental skinny bastards. Have fun in hell with your ignorance. Like stated above, Karma is a bitch. Have fun meeting her.
Dear 11:34,
Fat is not actually beautiful. In fact, it's quite disgusting. Is 20 minutes of exercise a day really that hard?
Please respond,
Sincerely, your dignity
300 don't hate on the Aussie/American girls cuz they get/give the pussy you're denied.. Maybe you should try getting a personality.. Cuz I don't think even being an Aussie would get you fucked in America.
I have no problem with fat chicks tending bar. There is nothing worse than trying to get a drink while the "hot" bartender chick stares at herself in the mirror and flirts with the 40-year-old attorney who is tipping her $20 on every round. If you're behind the bar, STFU and pour drinks. If you're on my side of the bar, try not to be a fat fuck.
Dear dignity
Yes 20 minutes of exercise is pretty hard, id rather be sitting on my fat ass at taco bell in texas with all my other fat ass friends chowing down
sincerely, fat bartender
It was not boys vs girls. It was fatties vs not fat. There were casulties on both sides, but neither side was purely one sex or another. Don't read it if you don't like the arguments. Fuckka.
I like the chick who is pretending to be British. Your language use tells me that you're a loopy twat from New Jersey. But you do have nice teeth. Whitest teeth I've ever cum across, baby.
But fat people tend to be funny. So while you're sitting at the bar alone cuz none of the skinny bitches will talk to you, you may be greatful for the fattie. Could be the only entertainment you get all night. There's always a silver lining...
Of course this dumbass text turns into a huge fat girls need love/fatties need to be kept out of public view debate. These threads always turn into a big girls vs boys argument, its like a fucking elementary school playground.
Fat, skinny ugly cute it doesn't matter. I'm not going out to pick up the bartender. They don't usually hook up with their customers anyway. I just want my bartender to make good strong drinks.
LOL @ what this has turned into... some of these replies are funny as hell but others not so much... lol @ the so-called "skinny, british chick"... nice try but no
11:16 there's no need to preface your opinion with "I'm skinny".. your opinion still counts the same, whether you're skinny or fat. Although I do agree with you, this is a very mean post.. it shouldn't matter.
11:54pm
You're an idiot. Looks are something that you have no control over unless you have plastic surgery, you can't control your genes. Basically if you're ugly you're ugly. It is in your power to control how much fat is on your body though. Idiot.
Figures a redneck northern Cali douche would comment about a fat female bartender, do the world a favor and shoot yourself during a hunting accident pig.
everything is bigger in texas...girls boobs and mens dicks. just because your bartender is skinny doesn't mean she is hot. i know alot of skinny bartenders that my dog wouldn't touch.
I'd rather have a hot bartender than a fat chick. It's just a preference. Just like what drinks I order are a preference. I won't leave a bar if the bartender is a fat chick but I will think to myself, "aww maaan." hot bartenders are just more pleasing, that's all.
10:54pm
Are you retarded? How can you not know what a fat person is? A fat person is someone who has unattractive fat all about their person. /end lesson
P.S. the only two bartenders I've ever banged were hot as hell and skinny to boot. But I'll still get down with the chubby drunk girl at the end of the night.
Let the hate begin....
I'm not argung with a bunch of imature and ignorant ppl anyways. I know what i have!! 10:23 i might be a fatty but i probably get more dick in a week then you do in a year!! BYE
2:16, I hope you get fat one day and have someone say the same thing right to your face.
And I'm also sure your mom is a fatty. Why don't you to buy her some icecream.
Lots of love,
From a fatty eating icecream.
um i never said were born fat! I said were fat! 2 different things and yes being fat is preventable i understand that. But obviously some parents dont know what it takes to raising children. I have a 3 year old who is rail thin because he's active and i won't let him eat all kinda of junk food!
fat people are required to have a good personality because they don't have anything else going for them... but most people don't go into bars looking for good personalities... so take your fat ass to church or the bowling alley...
Fat chick bartenders keep the guys out of the bars which equals less sales. Less sales means the bars will be out of business. Go to Vegas and find a fat bartender, I challenge you. Hot chicks bring the guys in which means sales and more people ultimately.
first 10:32 you're funny like i said before he can go when he feels like it i hold nobody against their will. Yea he should have worn a condom that night but its too late now!! And he continues not to wear one to this day!! LoL
fuck you, you are a piece of shit, im sure that "fat bartender" wouldnt even look at you and thats why you are sitting at a fucking bar, you need to find a girl that is fucking wasted outta her mind to have someone take you home, poor girl will really regret it in my morning
what do douches count as fat? Anything over a size 6? Muffin top? Belly bigger than the boobs? Seriously? Thick chicks (girls whose fat dont jiggle obnoxiously) are super cute
Damn it, just get a bo flex and work out 20 mins per day, 3 days per week. Then you can get in shape and give all your fat clothes to your fat friends. :)
if she's hot it only works against you because you will tip the bartender more... so you should be glad if she's fat and you just want to get in, get out with your drink
I'm a thin bartender and the only reason i would agree with this text is that it's hard for fat people to move fast or get around other bartenders!! Slows the process down!
10:38 maybe the reason that you're fat is because you have an unhealthy obsession with sweets? seeing how you describe peoples personalities by food qualities
11:46, because you're a guy and it's easier for you to see things objectively and rationally. most girls assume everything is a personal attack and react emotionally. it's really fucking annoying. and i'm a girl.
It amazes me how much you ppl care what others look like... your wasting your time arguing about meaningless shit... I'm pretty sure there are more fat rich ppl and more skinny trailer trash nasty STD infested ppl
12:21 - Because they're fat you don't tip? Let's be honest...you don't tip because your trailer trash mother didn't raise you right. Also, tips aren't required when they've already spat in your drink:)
are you kidding? that's the only place they should be because a) you can't hook up with the bartender b) fat chicks are here to serve so that men can sate their predator instincts by chasing hot chicks, not mixing their own drinks, and c) you can't see past a bartender's breasts when she's behind the counter, which hopefully are luscious and out to make up for the extra weight
i'm a girl, and i'm a bartender. it's true that a skinny/goodlooking girl makes wayyy more money than a fat girl. i leave at the end of the night with a couple hundred on a slow night and another girl i work with that is quite a bit larger than i am leaves with about half of what i make. good looking people make more money. thats just the way the human race works...its fucked up but its true.
10:27 - actually i get dick whenever I want, he's right here next to me actually and he's laughing his head off to what a fatty we are picturing you as hahahaha
9:51, I hate to break this to you sweetie. . .guys hit on you because the fluffy chick is always the sure thing. Help me out here fellas. . .how many BJs have you received at 2am from a chubby girl when drunk? Dozens.
this is the funniest fucking shit ever, fo real im saving this to my favourites... lovin all the debates and side stories with aussies keep it up ppl, i think you're all fucking tools and wishing there were user names or some shit. if you're anything like me you just type all this random shit all the time to stir shit up
fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers
9:04 u have a pretty warped view of British girls! from my experience most of them are so damn sexxy! and my god the accent! id take a brit over american anyday - sounds like you've been turned down too many times by the Brits who actually have standards.
8:35 - you sound hot
I love (insert sarcasm) how the TFLN mods have left this shitty post up all night and not posted any better ones. I call Jump The Shark and this sit is plaaaaaaayyyyyyd out. Fucking christer bitch ass losers.
I don't understand why people think that "fat" people shouldn't exist or shouldn't be allowed to partake in normal activities. [Sarcasm] All of you who have this viewpoint will clearly get far in life. [/Sarcasm]
I'm a guy and 35-40lbs overweight and can't figure out why people are giving people shit for stating the well known fact that fat people are unattractive for the most part. It's true.
I'm one of the Ausies arguing previously (3:00am etc) and this thread is continuing in it's awesomeness. Thank you people, you have entertained me once more. Dog bless you all.
Well shit happens..
as long as the drink is good i really dont care
it could be a green chick with horns serving it..
or a victoria secret supermodel..
i just want some alcohol.. :P
by the time im drunk they will all be beautiful
9:29, stop forming all of your opinions from TV. Until you've spent some time there, don't believe the hype that the U.K. is full of chicks who look, sound, and smell like Fergie. Buy yourself a plane ticket, and get ready for lots of bad acne, crusty teeth, and filth.
2:36 was making fun of fat bartenders and how much they eat, then said the skinny bartender needed a sandwich......there is just no pleasing some people lol.
really you don't have better things to do than post about fat bartenders after midnight... this is why you're fat... type on your laptop while doing squats
If you're fat, it's your fault.
p.s. "foupa"....? Are you retarded? FUPA. Acronym of the letters F,U,P, and A - respectively standing for the words Fat, Upper, Pussy, and Area.
Fat bartenders = bad. Fat bartenders with no bra on = horrible. You throw up your drinks before you can get drunk. lol. And I'm a girl.. Any fat chicks hating on fat chick hating.. You're fat and no one loves you.
Hey 8:35. . .I spend a fair amount of time in the U.K. on business. You just keep your smack-addled bony ass over on your side of the pond. I'll take a plump American girl any day over you dirty birds who don't brush your teeth and wear your clothes 5 days in a row without washing them. You are dirty. Go fuck yourself down the road.
ppl can be horribel and I got to say all those ppl that say mean horrible things about fat ppl were probably fat as children and were made fun of. LoL And yes I'm on the plus size, but I'm Proportionate.I can have a crappy attitude,but I have a boyfriend who is banging me every night. (And no he's not ugly & fat!!) and even with a boyfriend I still have guys hitting on me. So no I dont think all "fat" ppl have to have wonderful attitudes to make up for their "fatness"!!
1122 may take care of herself, but she has a hideous personality... who cares if people are fat or skinny? as long as the person's happy, then who are you to tell them they're not ok the way they are?
LOL, I knew this text would get a shitton of irate responses.
Srsly, the OP wouldn't have a shot in hell with a hot, skinny bartender. Maybe if you're nice to the fatty you'll get a BJ and and some free drinks. Bartenders are bartenders first, sex partner options second. And for most people that second option isn't a reality anyway, so just drink your drink and go try to hit on the slutty douchette with the Ed Hardy hand bag.
I vomit at the thought of a fat person. Really, I puked 4 times just reading some of you defend those hideous lazy fucks. There should be a weight limit imposed on basic needs. Bet your fat ass wouldn't be screaming "it's not my FAULT I take in 7,345 calories a day while burning 42!" if you had to be normal to breathe or find a warm place to sleep. Fuck you fat fucks.
I hate that I'm fat now. I just had my first baby three months ago and I feel huge and so unattractive that I feel sorry for my husband sometimes because I wonder how he can ever still find me attractive (which I think he must not)
I knew pregnancy took it's toll on womens bodies but I'm just not bouncing back as quickly as I had hoped. I used to judge fat chicks and now I am one. Karma is a bitch.
Second 10:06, my guess is that's why he won't be your boyfriend for long. Unless you're his sugar mama, in which case he'll stick around while banging a hotter girl on the side. Not saying it's right, just telling you how it is. And I'm a girl.
Ha we've been together for 4 years and we have a child together and actually he gives me HIS money!!! you guys just dont want to admit that their are a few pretty plus size girls!! And actually my eating habits aren't bad its all health related!! I HATE donuts, so 10:12 you're totally wrong!!
10:09 stop pretending you have a BF, and maybe you should treat yourself like you treat your kid and maybe you wouldnt be on the plus side.
Put that doughnut down.....you know you have one
So I guess the next thing that you pieces of crap are going to say is that "ALL" fat people should end up like Michael Jackson, a dead weirdo, child molester, with no money & a face that loos like Dexter got holed of it. There for if you are fat you will end up dead, with no friends or family to support me, until they find out just how much money I did have, so that the "family" could argue about who got the fat, ugly, chilrdren & their moneny. Perhaps what sholud happen to all the ugly
10:16 is a fatttttttyyyy haha i feel for you. Im 8:35 and brits dont have shitty teeth!! mine are pearly white and straight :D. All u can bring up is teeth and dirt? u are all still fat
Australians are airheads. All they care about is the tide and surfing and they alao say things taste "beautiful". How can something TASTE beautiful?
I think Australians are like the American equivilant of a California beach bum.
well i dont think im argung im just trying to get a point out. Not all "fat" girls are ugly and miserable who have to make everything up with their sweet personalities!!
for the record, kids aren't born fat, you GET fat. Its preventable. It amazes me that people make such a big deal about smoking, but then defend fat people.
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