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  • 70 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:26am

    1:07pm We're talking about bartenders not every job in society and how they shouldn't be fat. And yes, fat is unattractive and you know it. You must be fat based on your outrage. Please don't bartend ever.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:58am

    2:54, you're such an asshole.This is 2:49, I didn't think that at all you jerk. And why does her not wanting a boyfriend suddenly qualify her as a slut?

  • 59 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:40pm

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

  • 57 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:31pm

    11:29 the fact you responded shows you're interested....or curious!

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:59pm

    british food is fucking boring. what do you guys have that's good. oh except chocolate that shits awesome. not fat btw just high haha

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:46am

    everything is bigger in texas...girls boobs and mens dicks. just because your bartender is skinny doesn't mean she is hot. i know alot of skinny bartenders that my dog wouldn't touch.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    um actually i do work out daily. she just sounds shallow just like you...

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:30am

    It was not boys vs girls. It was fatties vs not fat. There were casulties on both sides, but neither side was purely one sex or another. Don't read it if you don't like the arguments. Fuckka.

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:57am

    Haha. Then a lot of girls are huge sluts, since most will admit to getting turned on by a guy just cuz he has an accent.

  • 53 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:46pm

    I'm British and I have to say that the other British girl is probably fat herself, Brits are fat too (thank you america.. i blame you and your mcdonalds!!) Only problem with fat brits is that they dont realise they're fat so they still wear "skinny" clothes.. hahahahahahahaha

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42am

    fat chicks live in china too

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:08am

    i am a girl and i agree. no bartender should be fat.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:56pm

    .....let's make skinny babies!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:36am

    Those who agreed that bartenders should be fat just want ass. Those who said it doesn't matter as long as the drinks are strong just want to get drunk. Perspective!

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:38am

    you lot are horrible. please wear condoms.EVERY SINGLE TIME..oh wait...............

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:11am

    its protective karate fat ok

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:41am

    10:38 maybe the reason that you're fat is because you have an unhealthy obsession with sweets? seeing how you describe peoples personalities by food qualities

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:49am

    2:46, I agree they are hot, but that doesn't change the fact that they're airheads. Good for a summer fling but not boyfriend material.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:34am

    fat women disgust me

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49am

    12:49 be more funny..........

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:27am

    whats with all the fat texts. it's getting really old. along with the new high new low texts.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:55am

    Remember 2:54 when your fucking that sheep that BAAAAA means no you dumb fuck.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:44am

    1242 is a fat guy feeling left out

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:57pm

    no, mexicans are. fat mexicans are the worst.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:39am

    10:37 the sad part is that no matter how many people we have on our side, those two fat chicks probably have the weight advantage

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:13pm

    I'd rather have a hot bartender than a fat chick. It's just a preference. Just like what drinks I order are a preference. I won't leave a bar if the bartender is a fat chick but I will think to myself, "aww maaan." hot bartenders are just more pleasing, that's all. 10:54pm Are you retarded? How can you not know what a fat person is? A fat person is someone who has unattractive fat all about their person. /end lesson

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:38am

    Yes it looks that way. Now shut up and just watch.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:46, because you're a guy and it's easier for you to see things objectively and rationally. most girls assume everything is a personal attack and react emotionally. it's really fucking annoying. and i'm a girl.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    girl or guy, NO one should be fat. no excuses, watch what you eat and work the FUCK out. and i'm a girl.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:39pm

    if she's hot it only works against you because you will tip the bartender more... so you should be glad if she's fat and you just want to get in, get out with your drink

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    at least you don't have to tip them or talk to them. they can make your drinks and move on ... can't have them blocking your view of the hot chicks

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:31am

    just cus a girl is skinny doesnt mean shes hot

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:50am

    but fatties need tips too

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    OMG - freaking hilarious. But, I gotta agree, the bartender should be easy on the eyes. Fat ='s Bad on the Eyes

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29am

    or you could use a snorkel

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:15am

    let's be honest. we all suck in our own way. fat girls shouldn't bar-tend because then guys will buy less drinks. but shitttt, if it was like 60 years ago the fatties would be the ones on top!

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:23pm

    douchebags shouldn't drink

  • 50 51
    Submitted by FORR on Feb 23, 11 at 3:59pm

    True story.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:28pm

    12:21 - Because they're fat you don't tip? Let's be honest...you don't tip because your trailer trash mother didn't raise you right. Also, tips aren't required when they've already spat in your drink:)

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:29am

    9:04 u have a pretty warped view of British girls! from my experience most of them are so damn sexxy! and my god the accent! id take a brit over american anyday - sounds like you've been turned down too many times by the Brits who actually have standards. 8:35 - you sound hot

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:36pm

    I'm pretty sure 1122 can get whatever guy she wnts since she sounds like she takes care of herself. Go workout 1130.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42am

    what about fat guys? why is it just fat girls...ugh

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    fat fat fat all americans are fat haha

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    fat people are required to have a good personality because they don't have anything else going for them... but most people don't go into bars looking for good personalities... so take your fat ass to church or the bowling alley...

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:18pm

    Maybe if you'd get a job your mom wouldn't have to tend a bar. Dumbass.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:04pm

    yeah mcdons is shitttt, except when your blackout drunk then it tastes awesome and you usually end up yacking it anyways...

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:32am

    someone needs to update a new text from last night, this shit's getting weak

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:33pm

    8:20 pm you just made me vomit.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:55am

    12:52pm#2 Refer to my earlier post a 11:59pm#2.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    11:54 fail the customer is always right.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:55pm

    if you have to ask, then you are.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09am

    fat gurls shouldn't eat.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:29am

    10:27 yea but once you talk about the small size of mans dick you guys go OFF!! LoL

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:32am

    come on everyone goes hogging once and a while

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:16pm

    I'm skinny and I think all you are assholes! Who cares if she is fat. Go fuck yourself, that's about you will be getting anyway.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:19am

    10:16 you're an idiot!! 10:12, just because you're probably fat as well and you had that situation happen to you does not mean that I'm currentl living your tragedies!! LoL

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:31am

    I love (insert sarcasm) how the TFLN mods have left this shitty post up all night and not posted any better ones. I call Jump The Shark and this sit is plaaaaaaayyyyyyd out. Fucking christer bitch ass losers.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:37am

    really you don't have better things to do than post about fat bartenders after midnight... this is why you're fat... type on your laptop while doing squats

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:46pm

    I'm a guy and 35-40lbs overweight and can't figure out why people are giving people shit for stating the well known fact that fat people are unattractive for the most part. It's true.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:23pm

    Fat chick bartenders keep the guys out of the bars which equals less sales. Less sales means the bars will be out of business. Go to Vegas and find a fat bartender, I challenge you. Hot chicks bring the guys in which means sales and more people ultimately.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:02pm

    Well shit happens.. as long as the drink is good i really dont care it could be a green chick with horns serving it.. or a victoria secret supermodel.. i just want some alcohol.. :P by the time im drunk they will all be beautiful

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:59am

    2:55 - and remember: when you're trying to insult someone it's spelt "you're" Oh and ps. Correct ocean. Wrong country.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:56am

    lol 2:41 I guess we can render down together in hell than.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59pm

    Damn it, just get a bo flex and work out 20 mins per day, 3 days per week. Then you can get in shape and give all your fat clothes to your fat friends. :)

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:53pm

    omg. lmfao @ 1151.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:21pm

    whats wrong with them....i like 'em!

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:07am

    12:00am Soooo classy.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:20pm

    i have a fupa. im fat and im a babe and you know you want it.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:12am

    11:09, I really could care less if they stay fat or not just as long as they stay out of my direct line of sight

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:07am

    Fat people should not do anything period

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01am

    lollercoaster.....fucking idiot!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26am

    Of course this dumbass text turns into a huge fat girls need love/fatties need to be kept out of public view debate. These threads always turn into a big girls vs boys argument, its like a fucking elementary school playground.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:57am

    12:49#2-Yeah sorry, not my best work. The main idea was just fuck Texas. 12:52#1 Shouldn't you be jerking off watching a spelling bee or something.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:46am

    omg instant favorite

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:37am

    12:35 really is a fat chick i know her

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:32pm

    fuck you, who cares what a bartender looks like as long as he/she can mix the alcohol and count the cash...jackass.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    Dear dignity Yes 20 minutes of exercise is pretty hard, id rather be sitting on my fat ass at taco bell in texas with all my other fat ass friends chowing down sincerely, fat bartender

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:49pm

    im from australia and everyone thinks americans are fat ass motherfuckers

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:48pm

    Yeah and since americans are so big and its so accepted, that's why everyone is having heart attacks so young and going on disability young cuz their asses are so huge their legs can't support them. Being fat doesn't just affect how you look, but your health too. And if ppl can bad mouth smokers and druggies because what they're doing is harmful, I should be allowed to bash fatties. Just saying.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:32am

    10:20 you probably threatened that if he left you, you'd sit on him and now he fears for his life. poor guy... he shoulda worn a condom that night

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:06am

    9:51, I hate to break this to you sweetie. . .guys hit on you because the fluffy chick is always the sure thing. Help me out here fellas. . .how many BJs have you received at 2am from a chubby girl when drunk? Dozens.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:50am

    I have no problem with fat chicks tending bar. There is nothing worse than trying to get a drink while the "hot" bartender chick stares at herself in the mirror and flirts with the 40-year-old attorney who is tipping her $20 on every round. If you're behind the bar, STFU and pour drinks. If you're on my side of the bar, try not to be a fat fuck.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:08am

    Lulz. You guys all failed history.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08am

    ...in olden times, to be overweight was to be powerful and weathly..it is not olden times anymore

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    Dear 11:34, Fat is not actually beautiful. In fact, it's quite disgusting. Is 20 minutes of exercise a day really that hard? Please respond, Sincerely, your dignity

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:30pm

    11:22 your an ass and have no idea what you are talking about. and im sure you cant get a ANY guy with that attitue

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:03am

    1:59 we all hate you. Forever.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:28pm

    LOL @ what this has turned into... some of these replies are funny as hell but others not so much... lol @ the so-called "skinny, british chick"... nice try but no

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:18am

    yeah whatever you gotta tell yourself to make it thru the day! Poor guy got a fat chick pregnant and cant escape.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:04am

    300 don't hate on the Aussie/American girls cuz they get/give the pussy you're denied.. Maybe you should try getting a personality.. Cuz I don't think even being an Aussie would get you fucked in America.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:58pm

    Shh. This is fat bashing. Not Australian bashing!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:44pm

    2:36 was making fun of fat bartenders and how much they eat, then said the skinny bartender needed a sandwich......there is just no pleasing some people lol.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:27am

    I love how defensive women get about things

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:09am

    10:06 too bad thats not the case with me!! I dont even give MY boyfriend a BJ.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:57am

    fuck these 10 unknown errors. I give up on the second 2:43. You are right. You win.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39am

    12:38 is a chick with a dick

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:54pm

    if female bartenders need to be skinny, male customers (and bartenders) need to be much MUCH better looking. fail.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by dani7007 on Oct 14, 10 at 4:38am

    Figures a redneck northern Cali douche would comment about a fat female bartender, do the world a favor and shoot yourself during a hunting accident pig.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:03am

    more cushion less pushin

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:18am

    did someone let the fat girls out to graze???

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:41am

    2:37 - you're going to render down nicely when you're in hell

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:07am

    So, basically if a person doesn't fit into a stereotype of what self-righteous douchebags consider to be attractive, they have nothing whatsoever to offer to society? I fucking hate people.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39am

    im a fat chick.. and even i hate fat chicks

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:29pm

    **yawn** a conversation about fat chicks bartending? Wow, wake me up when we get to something marginally interesting.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:38am

    fat chicks should fucking to to a gym and loose all that ugly fat weight before they step on earth

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:36pm

    are you kidding? that's the only place they should be because a) you can't hook up with the bartender b) fat chicks are here to serve so that men can sate their predator instincts by chasing hot chicks, not mixing their own drinks, and c) you can't see past a bartender's breasts when she's behind the counter, which hopefully are luscious and out to make up for the extra weight

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:51am

    ppl can be horribel and I got to say all those ppl that say mean horrible things about fat ppl were probably fat as children and were made fun of. LoL And yes I'm on the plus size, but I'm Proportionate.I can have a crappy attitude,but I have a boyfriend who is banging me every night. (And no he's not ugly & fat!!) and even with a boyfriend I still have guys hitting on me. So no I dont think all "fat" ppl have to have wonderful attitudes to make up for their "fatness"!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:01am

    i love fat bartenders because i dont have to waste my money tipping them

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:07am

    i'm a girl, and i'm a bartender. it's true that a skinny/goodlooking girl makes wayyy more money than a fat girl. i leave at the end of the night with a couple hundred on a slow night and another girl i work with that is quite a bit larger than i am leaves with about half of what i make. good looking people make more money. thats just the way the human race works...its fucked up but its true.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:10am

    tell her she shouldn't be bartending....see the site "ijustwanttotellyou"

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:48pm

    If a fat girl falls in the woods and nobody is around to see it, is it still funny?

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:14am

    There is no such thing as a "cute plus sized lady". That is an oxymoron. She could have a foupa!

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    Ohhh. Type that to me in Australian. I LOVE your accents. <3

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:41pm

    from experience, fat and/or fugly bartender chicks tend to be pushy and make you buy more drinks

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:26am

    Ice cream is awesome. So worth the extra 40 minutes on the treadmill.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:36am

    1234 is a self loathing fat chick

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:44pm

    The funniest part is that the average size in USA is 14, so average American girl/woman is fat! I love America! lol

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    1122 may take care of herself, but she has a hideous personality... who cares if people are fat or skinny? as long as the person's happy, then who are you to tell them they're not ok the way they are?

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    so much hate for fat chicks on this site... disappointing, there are some cute plus size ladies out there.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:44pm

    I'm pretty sure a fat bartender gets you just as drunk as a skinny bartender... unless you are a fucking moron.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:31am

    that just means you don't feel obligated to tip them well

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:10am

    Define chubby for the win. Like big t&a or big all over? lol.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:18am

    12:15 what you talking bout, willis?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    na, i'm with you 530.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:44pm

    from experience, the hot girl gets my dollar

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:34am

    first 10:32 you're funny like i said before he can go when he feels like it i hold nobody against their will. Yea he should have worn a condom that night but its too late now!! And he continues not to wear one to this day!! LoL

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:06am

    I'm an American girl and yes I grew with 3:00 (second one) I'm a slut for men with accents.

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:43am

    2:41, your going to suck a big sloppy donkey dick here pretty soon.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:57pm

    11:54pm You're an idiot. Looks are something that you have no control over unless you have plastic surgery, you can't control your genes. Basically if you're ugly you're ugly. It is in your power to control how much fat is on your body though. Idiot.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:54pm

    fat girls shouldn't breed either.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:19pm

    thick chicks are not cute they are disgusting fucking fats. fat girls should be killed and used as dog food

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:23am

    like he could push you off if he wanted to. LMAO

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:48am

    But fat people tend to be funny. So while you're sitting at the bar alone cuz none of the skinny bitches will talk to you, you may be greatful for the fattie. Could be the only entertainment you get all night. There's always a silver lining...

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:22am

    12:15am Never let a fatty be on tops. They could crush you.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:58pm

    im an australian i dont think all americans are fat but i do think most are

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16am

    Ha we've been together for 4 years and we have a child together and actually he gives me HIS money!!! you guys just dont want to admit that their are a few pretty plus size girls!! And actually my eating habits aren't bad its all health related!! I HATE donuts, so 10:12 you're totally wrong!!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:47am

    11:16 there's no need to preface your opinion with "I'm skinny".. your opinion still counts the same, whether you're skinny or fat. Although I do agree with you, this is a very mean post.. it shouldn't matter.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:45am

    12:42am My guess is that the bar the texter was at had a fat girl bartender...ugh

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:50pm

    Australians have small dicks

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:32am

    I like the chick who is pretending to be British. Your language use tells me that you're a loopy twat from New Jersey. But you do have nice teeth. Whitest teeth I've ever cum across, baby.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:55am

    the only tips fatties are getting is to stop being fat!

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:04am

    Hey 8:35. . .I spend a fair amount of time in the U.K. on business. You just keep your smack-addled bony ass over on your side of the pond. I'll take a plump American girl any day over you dirty birds who don't brush your teeth and wear your clothes 5 days in a row without washing them. You are dirty. Go fuck yourself down the road.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:12am

    nothing wrong with a fat bartender, saves on tips

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:01am

    fat people shouldn't bartend because they're hard to get around. says the barback there's not a lot of room back there

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:19am

    2:16, I hope you get fat one day and have someone say the same thing right to your face. And I'm also sure your mom is a fatty. Why don't you to buy her some icecream. Lots of love, From a fatty eating icecream.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:50am

    This is the most retarded thread ever...all y'all need to go to the gym and do your heart a favor, skinny, fat, whatevs. Be healthy assholes.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:56pm

    11:55 speak for yourself. texas hates you and your fat friends too.

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:26pm

    personally i like ass!

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:19pm

    sure blame someone else for your inability to not stuff your face

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:06am

    Yo 2:40, I fucked a Kiwi once (read; New Zealand), on a totally random hook up, She was chubby and a fucking wild cat in the sack too. Win/win?

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:43am

    Australians are airheads. All they care about is the tide and surfing and they alao say things taste "beautiful". How can something TASTE beautiful? I think Australians are like the American equivilant of a California beach bum.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:34am

    1038 is a fatchick trying to be different.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:40am

    God.. I want to fuck an Aussie now.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:52am

    Hey Texas, apparently grammar isn't big in Texas. The word "a lot" is two separate words you no talent, ass-clown.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:40pm

    ^^^ seriously. 11:33 also. what's wrong with people!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:53pm

    Fat, skinny ugly cute it doesn't matter. I'm not going out to pick up the bartender. They don't usually hook up with their customers anyway. I just want my bartender to make good strong drinks.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:19pm

    fuck you, you are a piece of shit, im sure that "fat bartender" wouldnt even look at you and thats why you are sitting at a fucking bar, you need to find a girl that is fucking wasted outta her mind to have someone take you home, poor girl will really regret it in my morning

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:01pm

    I agree English food is boring! But you're still to blame for mcdonalds!! ;-) -12:46

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:35am

    thats good because im sure without it you would be miserable!!

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:46am

    And blonde blue eyed beach bums are the hottest with their ripped bods.. So.. Bring on the Aussie's. I wanna know what its like down under.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:35pm

    i do like to have a fat chef though

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:12am

    So I guess the next thing that you pieces of crap are going to say is that "ALL" fat people should end up like Michael Jackson, a dead weirdo, child molester, with no money & a face that loos like Dexter got holed of it. There for if you are fat you will end up dead, with no friends or family to support me, until they find out just how much money I did have, so that the "family" could argue about who got the fat, ugly, chilrdren & their moneny. Perhaps what sholud happen to all the ugly

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:37am

    apparently there are two fat chicks arguing with everyone on here

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:27am

    I'm not argung with a bunch of imature and ignorant ppl anyways. I know what i have!! 10:23 i might be a fatty but i probably get more dick in a week then you do in a year!! BYE

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:35am

    9:29, stop forming all of your opinions from TV. Until you've spent some time there, don't believe the hype that the U.K. is full of chicks who look, sound, and smell like Fergie. Buy yourself a plane ticket, and get ready for lots of bad acne, crusty teeth, and filth.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:16am

    man i love fatties... Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00am

    Now for a generalisation of my own - Aussies love American chicks because they're all massive sluts. You hear the accent and you know you're in.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:52am

    im fat. what do i do?

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:26am

    or you could asphyxiate in their fat rolls.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    OMG OMG we should all accept people for who or what they are and not be superficial!!!! fuck i hate people that talk like this

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:43am

    I LOVE THE INTRAWEB!!!!!!!!

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:25pm

    plus size is different than fat, also plus size in some parts of the body, and not others

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:21pm

    I refuse to tip fat chick bartenders. Fucking slobs.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:50am

    you called me fat so you must be fat too.......that makes no fucking sense

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:23am

    10:16 is a fatttttttyyyy haha i feel for you. Im 8:35 and brits dont have shitty teeth!! mine are pearly white and straight :D. All u can bring up is teeth and dirt? u are all still fat

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:11pm

    what do douches count as fat? Anything over a size 6? Muffin top? Belly bigger than the boobs? Seriously? Thick chicks (girls whose fat dont jiggle obnoxiously) are super cute

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:48am

    I don't understand why people think that "fat" people shouldn't exist or shouldn't be allowed to partake in normal activities. [Sarcasm] All of you who have this viewpoint will clearly get far in life. [/Sarcasm]

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:58am

    12:47am: you mean you don't jerk-off watching spelling bees? Am I doing it wrong?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:34pm

    im fat and i bartend so? lol fuck all you fat is beautiful

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:54pm

    I'm not really liking these generalizations. What constitutes as FAT to these people?

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12am

    I totally am!! hahahahahahahahah

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:32am

    If you're fat, it's your fault. p.s. "foupa"....? Are you retarded? FUPA. Acronym of the letters F,U,P, and A - respectively standing for the words Fat, Upper, Pussy, and Area.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:25am

    FUPA. Fat upper pussy area. Not foupa

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:00am

    Cuz he's a guy that can't get any. Or a chick that can't. EIther way, jealousy is involved. And please take the stick out your ass 254. Love 251's bff who also would bang a guy with an accent. <3

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:10am

    LOL, I knew this text would get a shitton of irate responses. Srsly, the OP wouldn't have a shot in hell with a hot, skinny bartender. Maybe if you're nice to the fatty you'll get a BJ and and some free drinks. Bartenders are bartenders first, sex partner options second. And for most people that second option isn't a reality anyway, so just drink your drink and go try to hit on the slutty douchette with the Ed Hardy hand bag.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:46am

    ya never see a girl bash a fat guy, cause we aren't assholes. bitches maybe, but not assholes

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:56pm

    it's not like the bartender is going home with you one way or the other... she has a bar to tend.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:39pm

    how the fuck did this get so many responses???

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:37am

    I'm fat, I'm alright with it, I don't give a shit about you judgmental skinny bastards. Have fun in hell with your ignorance. Like stated above, Karma is a bitch. Have fun meeting her.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:00am

    fat chicks need lovin too. it's just not going to be me.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:38am

    1237 is a lying fat chick. 12:35 was a guy

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:45pm

    skinny bartenders don't give a shit

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:19pm

    you can tip them in burgers and fries

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:50am

    I hate that I'm fat now. I just had my first baby three months ago and I feel huge and so unattractive that I feel sorry for my husband sometimes because I wonder how he can ever still find me attractive (which I think he must not) I knew pregnancy took it's toll on womens bodies but I'm just not bouncing back as quickly as I had hoped. I used to judge fat chicks and now I am one. Karma is a bitch.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33am

    1232 my bladder is weak

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12am

    10:09 stop pretending you have a BF, and maybe you should treat yourself like you treat your kid and maybe you wouldnt be on the plus side. Put that doughnut down.....you know you have one

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42am

    I vomit at the thought of a fat person. Really, I puked 4 times just reading some of you defend those hideous lazy fucks. There should be a weight limit imposed on basic needs. Bet your fat ass wouldn't be screaming "it's not my FAULT I take in 7,345 calories a day while burning 42!" if you had to be normal to breathe or find a warm place to sleep. Fuck you fat fucks.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:16am

    P.S. the only two bartenders I've ever banged were hot as hell and skinny to boot. But I'll still get down with the chubby drunk girl at the end of the night. Let the hate begin....

  • 28 46
    Submitted by anonymous1576 on Apr 2, 11 at 3:28am

    It amazes me how much you ppl care what others look like... your wasting your time arguing about meaningless shit... I'm pretty sure there are more fat rich ppl and more skinny trailer trash nasty STD infested ppl

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:23pm

    This entire thread has officially killed off what little hope for humanity I had left. Every last one of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16am

    fat and you speak spanish, you sound like a winner

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:32am

    9:29 brit chicks are fucking annoying, gotta duct tape their mouths shut if you ever wanna fuck em

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:34am

    lollercoaster? you fucking asshole

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:36pm

    what's wrong with you?

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:13am

    Second 10:06, my guess is that's why he won't be your boyfriend for long. Unless you're his sugar mama, in which case he'll stick around while banging a hotter girl on the side. Not saying it's right, just telling you how it is. And I'm a girl.

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:05am

    um i never said were born fat! I said were fat! 2 different things and yes being fat is preventable i understand that. But obviously some parents dont know what it takes to raising children. I have a 3 year old who is rail thin because he's active and i won't let him eat all kinda of junk food!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:04pm

    We're not hating big girls, we're hating fat girls. We especially hate fat girls who call themselves big girls.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:53am

    Women carry fat a hell of a lot better then men do. At least women are meant for curves.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:00am

    i wouldn't mind having a hot Australian bashing my pussy... yum!

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:55pm

    you need to stop hanging out at applebee's

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:28am

    10:23 um im not THAT big stupid!! I'm like Jordan Sparks big!!

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:54am

    THEN DON'T EVER GO TO THE EDGEWORTH CLUB!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:54am

    2:51, I just think 2:49 assumed you were not a huge slut. Her bad.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:57pm

    lol fuck australians. australians are the scum of the earth.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fat people are funnier skinny people are ... skinny get yo DRANKS

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:33pm

    Fat bartenders = bad. Fat bartenders with no bra on = horrible. You throw up your drinks before you can get drunk. lol. And I'm a girl.. Any fat chicks hating on fat chick hating.. You're fat and no one loves you.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:13am

    @ 10:28: Umm, Jordin Sparks is fat. And spells her name like a moron.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49am

    12:46-If only you knew a lot of dogs that you wouldn't touch. Fuck Texas.

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:55pm

    fat is fat you fucktard

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:16am

    fatties in the word is they should be locked in a closet or better yet a zoo for entertainment. Because as you all know fat is our fault!

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:54am

    2:43 (the first one) - well tell your mother to whip it out then and we'll get started

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:51am

    Who said I wanted a bf? I just wanna hear an accent in my bed.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:17am

    that didn't stop your mother

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:59pm

    I'm fat. It's a good thing I like going bowling and to church (11:43)

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:00am

    for the record, kids aren't born fat, you GET fat. Its preventable. It amazes me that people make such a big deal about smoking, but then defend fat people.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:35am

    All americans i ever see are fat!! im a hot, skinny British girl and you're all huuuuge haha jealous?

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:36pm

    bartenders are supposed to be hot

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:09am

    1:59 we all love you. Forever.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:11am

    You sound like TONS of fun. Bwahahahahahaha!

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:38pm

    all posts between 10:23 and 10:34 are fat chicks

  • 27 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:24pm

    Whats with all the hate on big girls? Your moms are all probably big girls too. grow up.

  • 23 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:34am

    moar pushin fo the cushion lol

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08am

    1:50, keep working at it, you'll get there, it just takes time and dedication.

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:55pm

    I'm a thin bartender and the only reason i would agree with this text is that it's hard for fat people to move fast or get around other bartenders!! Slows the process down!

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:38am

    well i dont think im argung im just trying to get a point out. Not all "fat" girls are ugly and miserable who have to make everything up with their sweet personalities!!

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:38pm

    who gives a shit what they look like , bitch can have one arm as long as the drinks are good and strong.

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:53pm

    I'm one of the Ausies arguing previously (3:00am etc) and this thread is continuing in it's awesomeness. Thank you people, you have entertained me once more. Dog bless you all.

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09am

    11:07-So you want them to stay fat?

  • 23 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:38am

    I am British!! Im from birmingham but now in London. Very nice place. Probably better than New Jersey, even though iv never been there

  • 26 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:30am

    I love 9:04 ahhahahah

  • 31 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:48am

    this is the funniest fucking shit ever, fo real im saving this to my favourites... lovin all the debates and side stories with aussies keep it up ppl, i think you're all fucking tools and wishing there were user names or some shit. if you're anything like me you just type all this random shit all the time to stir shit up fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers

  • 25 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:16am

    fat chicks should just stay away from bars entirely. stay at home and eat ice cream and watch movies you ugly fucks

  • 28 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:35am

    12:34 is a fat chick trying to sound skinny online

  • 19 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:20am

    10:18 trust me if he wants to go he can go and he knows that!! I would never hold anybody down agaist their will.

  • 17 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:34am

    10:27 - actually i get dick whenever I want, he's right here next to me actually and he's laughing his head off to what a fatty we are picturing you as hahahaha