Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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