yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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