no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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