areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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