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  • 56 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:55am
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    haha. Should have swiped her crack with your debt card.

  • 42 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:23am
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    11:10: 512 is an Austin, Texas area code and besides, Austin is a whole different world inside of Texas.

  • 45 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:08pm
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    As a stripper in ATX, I'd not only have slapped the shit out of you too, I'd have walked your stupid ass to the ATM.

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:02am
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    Eat my cock, unknown error.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:54pm
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    A little BDSM never hurt anyone.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:10pm
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    uhh hired mercenary anyone?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:53am
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    ..and that's how the shamwow got in a fight with a stripper. note: shamwow's are not legal tender

  • 29 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:32pm
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    heyy, strippers need to eat too.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:49pm
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    Now that's a good friend...

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:14am
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    7:23, just because 512 is an Austin area code does not mean the guy can't travel outside of Austin. I send texts from different places all the time, yet my area code stays the same. crazy concept isn't it?

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:10pm
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    i doubt it took place in texas. i'd put money that it happened at deja vu on bourbon street.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:23pm
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    Gotta love ATX strippers!

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:30pm
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    haha. i can just picture a dude saying, "Chantel, slap this broke mother fucker, please."

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:35am
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    And right she should have slapped you. Going to a strip[ club with no money is unacceptable...unless it was a birthday party kidnapping. In which case you should have gotten much more contact than just a slap.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:40pm
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    everythings bigger in texas including the strippers

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:49pm
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    Damn, I usually pay extra for that!!