what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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