I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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