whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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