doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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