So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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