i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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