So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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