I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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