mondays should just be called national damage control day
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So many bounce houses so little time
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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