i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
we made out on top of his cat.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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