3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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