I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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