absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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