Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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It's shark week go big or go home
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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