I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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