Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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