My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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