My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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