dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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